Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
Thivai on alternative media and self-censorship. Best way to make money and stay out of trouble is to write puff pieces on your advertisers - naturally. Meanwhile, Wonderchicken makes a strong case for "alternative adsense." Here, Mr. Chicken Shit, here is a dollar. Come to Momma. Momma might give you another if you lick the boots so clean. Momma likes to see bad boys turn into good boys. Conditional boot licking. So sweet, the alibis. Yes, Momma knows you need self respect. Money buys that, Sweetie. Here is another dollar. Sit up and beg.
That's not very nice, CC. After all our good leathery well-oiled mutual self-abuse over the years, too.
Anyway, me? Strong case? Case of beer, maybe.
My policy is not to lick boots for cash, but I will consider putting the boot in for the right price.
So, yeah: the amusing aspect to me of my TOTAL SELLOUT TO THE MAN is that I am now (only) serving ads provided by Google to people (90% of reach engine traffic, which makes up the vast majority of traffic to any post older than a couple of weeks (ie all of them)) who arrive via Google, in a nicely closed loop.
It is a Perpetual Motion Money Machine; I'm standing back with interest to see what happens when the feedback loop goes out of control.
And, hopefully, drinking the beer that Google buys me.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken | June 22, 2007 at 05:06 AM
Wealth Bondage should hire you to punish/reward the many hits we get from Google on "CIA enema."
Posted by: Tutor | June 22, 2007 at 08:31 AM
I've had a CIA enema, my friend. Cleaned me right out.
There are worse things that can happen to you. Like cowering under the searchlight glare of the Tutor's disapprobation. Especially on the bum parts. 'Cause that's where the painful rain of disapprobation falls the hardest.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken | June 22, 2007 at 09:13 AM
Nougat's co-publisher sent out a list of the words that they no longer permit their authors to use...
Nougat Declares What Words Shall Not Be Used
Posted by: Thivai` | June 22, 2007 at 12:22 PM
Nougat sounds dirty to me. I know it is a candy, but it seems like double entendre or something.
Posted by: Tutor | June 22, 2007 at 09:59 PM
Damn... now they will have to change the name of the magazine...
Posted by: Thivai | June 29, 2007 at 10:09 PM
Defininately a double entrendre. It is in very bad taste.
Posted by: Tutor | June 29, 2007 at 10:16 PM