Posted by Dr. Amrit Chadwallah
What is Wealth Bondage? Ah, the eternal question! Wealth Bondage is a work of art in the Augustan Tradition, harking back to Mennipean Satire and Rabelaisian Carnival as discussed by Bakhtin, writing under Stalin. Wealth Bondage is a series of parables, as discussed by St. Mark, writing under Caesar. Wealth Bondage is a "play without footlights," a perfomance in which the audience is among the cast. WB is a Text riven by aporia whose meaning is endlessly differed, displaced and deferred. Wealth Bondage is a trace, a spoor, a vapor trail, a symptom more than a sign, a portent, an omen, an index of cultural decline. Or, Wealth Bondage is a dialogic Text which explodes its own narrative conventions, breaking the frame of Branded discourse. Or, Wealth Bondage is a system of signs not referring to so-called "eternal reality," but instead standing between us and the unreal blackness of eternity like a scrim or Simulacrum.
Wealth Bondage is pervasive, the horizon within which postmodern life, in every aspect, appears to us as a Market.
Wealth Bondage is the basis of all domestic and foreign policy. Wealth Bondage is a well kept secret. Wealth Bondage is hidden in plain sight. Wealth Bondage is a Bordello for persons of Wealth. Wealth Bondage is what fornicators call "Congress." Wealth Bondage is a morality play. Wealth Bondage is reality as we know it. Wealth Bondage is the foundation for all domestic and foreign policy. Wealth Bondage works closely with the Administration. Wealth Bondage is the neoliberal consensus. Wealth Bondage remains committed to keeping as many blogging jobs as possible on American Soil. Wealth Bondage is a Dumpster Think Tank. Wealth Bondage is at War with Terror. Wealth Bondage is pretty scary itself. Wealth Bondage is socially constructed and dominates the Supreme Court. Wealth Bondage does not condone torture, but does reserve the right. Wealth Bondage is a state of War. Wealth Bondage is a state of Emergency. Wealth Bondage meets in special session. Wealth Bondage is Classified. Wealth Bondage is for your eyes only. Wealth Bondage is provided strictly on a need to know basis.
All interpretations of Wealth Bondage are themselves inside Wealth Bondage and as such are provisional, for there is not "outside" of Wealth Bondage. For the latest on what wealth bondage is please be sure to consult BrainBoost daily. As for myself, as a Hermeneutics Professional, skilled in the detection of Hidden Meanings, I would say Wealth Bondage is proof positive that Freedom is indeed on the March.
Anyway, Wealth Bondage at the most literal level is a coporate entity owned by and subservient to Candidia Cruikshanks, and its suppliers, stockholders, supporters, political allies, armies, and public policies. It is also the Dumpster out behind Wealth Bondage in which the Wealth Bondage employees congregate, at the curb separating Wealth Bondage from the Public Square, to discuss matters of moment to the General Public, to drink Thunderbird in a spirit of congeniality and high spirits, and to contribute our collective wisdom to the good of humankind. Grab a mask and join us, if you wish. Rich or poor, powerful or oppressed, man, woman or hybrid, just be yourself, and say what you think. Yes, we are under surveillance, aren't we all? But the NSA guys, from the blacked out van, are over by the flaming barrel, jamming a cappella with the Happy Tutor. They are just people too, as drunk as we are. Welcome one and all!
Please see the Master Contract with regard to milking arrangements.